Http://Scans.DilutedLife.com -- Affiliates

Affiliates [join]: Dat87.com • your link here

The Image Scanz affiliates will be different then DilutedLife.com affiliates, because I'm going to keep this seperate from DilutedLife.com, although DilutedLife.com will link to it. If you want to become a Image Scanz Affiliate, or you're already a DilutedLife.com affiliate and want to also become an Image Scanz affiliate, then send an email to DilutedXLife@Yahoo.com and state your name, reason for wanting to be an affiliate, site address, site title, and site category (music, images, personal site, porn site, etc). I will take your information, and review it properly, in a left to right fashion, and decide whether or not you'll be accepted. Porn sites will be accepted, but I will have to state that your site contains content that should not be view by people under the age of 18, as they are not supposed to be masturbating at this age, for it is highly illegal and is punishable by severe raping. But in all seriousness, Ill state that your site is Adult. All other sites are also accepable for affilianationalship. Image Scanz does not judge with prejudice, except for those who are racist, and have mad fxcked up ideas. You may also [click here] to view banners, and fill in an Affiliationalship form.

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I may cancel our Affiliation at any point in time, w/o notice, and with extreme bird-like movement. Much like the Velociraptor, as seen in the Jurassic Park movies.
I may also cancel our Affiliation without a reason. As I stated above, cancellation may happen with a swift, extreme, confusing, aggrivating, and QUICK bird-like movement. So be prepared for anything that is quick, and bird-like, and rapturing.
Affiliation in no way declares that I am married to you, this is in no way a 'in stone' agreement, it is a fundamental aggreement, that is not worthy of court status.
Image Scanz will not give an emotional distress payment to those effected by quick bird-like cancelations of affilialationalship. Image Scanz is in no way at fault for your crying and whining.
With affiliationalship, you aggree to not talk, or mention my bad spelling, on this page, and its contents. If you fail to adhere to these affiliationalship standards, I will be forced to relieve you of your Affiliational rights to being an Affiliate of Image Scanz.
Oh yes, one main rule for being an Affiliate, you must link to my site from an Affiliates page, or an Affiliates section of your site, which may or not be on a non-affiliates page.
Also, any Image Scanz affiliates, a link to their site will be placed on top of each page.

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